Tuesday, September 05, 2006
You'll Finally See the Truth that a Hero Lies in You!
You never know when you'll come across something that seems mundane but is in-fact heroic. Take, for example, the above ad. This company became famous for the much-ridiculed elderly woman screeching "I've fallen, and I CAN'T GET UP!" (which the company has now trademarked). Young-uns who don't remember this ad can check it out on YouTube. Years later we discover that every 40 seconds this company and its blessed device saves a life! (see the add). Why hasn't anyone nominated them for a Presidential Medal, let alone a Nobel Prize?! Surely they wouldn't exagerate about something so momentous!
Monz lunch often works the same way. Like, it started out today at home, putting some liver sausage on an anonymous piece of honey wheat bread delivered by Peapod. The bread was so good that Monz was compelled to take out more and have some with organic peanut butter. He added some string cheese, fig newtons and lime sugar free jello-ey things. We were dubious but Monz enthusiasm for this lunch exceeds all in recent memory, no exageration! Strength to carry on, indeed.
You never know when you'll come across something that seems mundane but is in-fact heroic. Take, for example, the above ad. This company became famous for the much-ridiculed elderly woman screeching "I've fallen, and I CAN'T GET UP!" (which the company has now trademarked). Young-uns who don't remember this ad can check it out on YouTube. Years later we discover that every 40 seconds this company and its blessed device saves a life! (see the add). Why hasn't anyone nominated them for a Presidential Medal, let alone a Nobel Prize?! Surely they wouldn't exagerate about something so momentous!
Monz lunch often works the same way. Like, it started out today at home, putting some liver sausage on an anonymous piece of honey wheat bread delivered by Peapod. The bread was so good that Monz was compelled to take out more and have some with organic peanut butter. He added some string cheese, fig newtons and lime sugar free jello-ey things. We were dubious but Monz enthusiasm for this lunch exceeds all in recent memory, no exageration! Strength to carry on, indeed.
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