Monday, September 11, 2006
Yummy Lunches "THEY" Don't Want You to Know About!
True story: last night the EIC had a nightmare. He dreamed (keep in mind that memories of dreams tend to be hazy, unless you've gone to the Omega Institute and taken a class on lucid dreaming) that the Monz had died long ago. Furthermore, the EIC's best friend was a fictionalized Kevin Trudeau. In this fictional universe, everything Trudeau says in his informercial is true. There really are natural cures for serious diseases! The Government and "Big Pharma" really are out to supress the truth. He really is a noble crusader putting himself at risk! In our dream, the EIC was saying a tearful goodbye to Kevin, who was about to go underground to avoid government persecution. And the EIC was a little frightened for himself, figuring the government would discover their link. And then he woke up.
Thank goodness Monz is alive and well, dining on a Southwestern Wrap from the CSC, a cup of fruit and some baked lays. "Reasonably yummy, and thorough."
True story: last night the EIC had a nightmare. He dreamed (keep in mind that memories of dreams tend to be hazy, unless you've gone to the Omega Institute and taken a class on lucid dreaming) that the Monz had died long ago. Furthermore, the EIC's best friend was a fictionalized Kevin Trudeau. In this fictional universe, everything Trudeau says in his informercial is true. There really are natural cures for serious diseases! The Government and "Big Pharma" really are out to supress the truth. He really is a noble crusader putting himself at risk! In our dream, the EIC was saying a tearful goodbye to Kevin, who was about to go underground to avoid government persecution. And the EIC was a little frightened for himself, figuring the government would discover their link. And then he woke up.
Thank goodness Monz is alive and well, dining on a Southwestern Wrap from the CSC, a cup of fruit and some baked lays. "Reasonably yummy, and thorough."
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