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Wednesday, October 25, 2006

Beat Strong, Heart of Monz!

The poll results are in and the peeps have peeped: you want Monz to Eat Healthy! Thus, we instruct the Monz to dine on the grilled paprika chicken sandwich and fixins that his readers so yearn.

To learn the significance of these results, we consulted noted anthropological psychologist Dr. Hugh Jeprostate.

"Well, we see a certain duality of purpose in these results. The voters clearly value Monz and want him to live a long and healthy life. Yet, one more cynical might detect a certain selfishness here. Is it for Monz' sake they wish to keep him healthy or their own? Ahhh? Hmmmm? Less cynically, while the results lean towards the utilitarian, we see a very wholistic approach to lunch on the whole, as each of the aspects of Monz' time and lunch are given credit and credence."

Today Monz gave credit and creedance to a turkey/corned beef & swiss sandwich (on whole grain bread with horseradish mustard), apple and grapes.

More polls to come!
Comments:
Dr. Hugh is full of it! It's like the "Get Well" song at the Peterman Company on Seinfeld:

"Live! Live! Live! We want you Monz to Live!"  
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