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Monz Helps, Monz Heals!

Monz doesn't want his loyal readers to feel stress, pings, shakes, anxiety, you name it. So he wants his readers to get on the Do Not Call List, either sign up for electronic bill pay or automatic payment of your utilities, mortgages and other bills (Monz realizes that it's a daunting task to give up a modicum of control like that, but Monz realizes time and reducing stress are so precious as to make it wortwhile), write the Mail Preference Service of the Direct Marketing Association at PO Box 9008 Farmingdale NY 11735-9008, call Trans Union at 1-888-567-8688 to opt-out of pre-approved credit card offers (they'll tell Experian and Equifax for you) either for 2 years or forever, take a trip to a large body of water (it can be a river) and gaze out at it, don't religiously watch or listen to the news, and have a consistently yummy lunch at least one day this week, like a footlong turkey on hearty Italian with 2 kinds of peppers with baked Lays. Whatever you do, don't go through a local drive-thru that will screw up your dry Italian Beef Zip Pack order by failing to include the sweet peppers and then be utterly unappologetic about either the mistake or the likely undocumented status of the order taker right before you are about to hit a congested highway for a looooong drive back into the city or it will increase your stress. At least we think he does.