monzyummylunch

Monz Is in the Band!


What’s this I hear that’s going all around town
People are saying that you put the lunch down

Oh no – look at what you did
You can call it what you want
I call it messing with the lunch

Anything you want – why don’t you just shake
The Monz is going to buy it as soon as he gets paid
Until then it's yesterday's leftovers
Even the hummus is gone
A lunch that isn't chicken would be
bad and wrong

Resturants charge for lunch as if money was a gift
Monz works for that money on a billable hour shift
He's driving his new car all around the town
Gonna hit the gym and smack some weights around
The weekend beckons, what it will bring is something Monz don't know
We asked if he'll see Borat, he said "no way I'm going to that show"


His fans want him to eat healthy
The result of another poll
Monz will do his best
And skip that jelly roll
So pop another jello thingy and throw away the lid
Until you've lived life lunch-centric, you're messing with the kid.