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Tuesday, November 21, 2006

You Dirty Rat!

While the editors were taking their refreshing mid afternoon siesta, the malcontented rat Scuz (from from Microsoft Bobtook over Monzyummylunch with some hit-and-run comments. Shoo, Scuz, Shoo!

I love that Pepto Bismal radio ad, which makes fun of Mariah Carey with a dead-on target impersonation of an over-emoting diva. I hate each and every one of those Ford "Bold Moves" ads. The one that celebrates divorces (sorry Mark Monz!), the one that has the power businesswoman making a cheap pass at a poor working joe who only wants to drop off his dry cleaning. I love those "they miss you" ads where Abe Lincoln is your pal, even though the irascible woodchuck makes no sense. Do you know anybody who has ever dreamed of a woodchuck? But I see those posters where Abe and Chuck look so lonely -- it makes me want to gobble down some of those pills and go to sleep just to make them happy. Monz is happy with his lunch of barbequed chicken on wholegrain bread -- nothing else on it (and a honeycrisp apple/jello thingies). I'm glad someone is!
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