Tuesday, December 26, 2006
Clark McDerment!
Today we introduce a new editor, no-nonsense Pulitzer Prize nominated (by us) newshound, Clark McDerment.
BBQ chicken sandwich on Turano (tm) multigrain bread -- Monz was too tired to go to Subway(tm) though he wanted to. Over the weekend there was a chickenella [fanciful word for poorly wrapped chicken contaminating nearby food in the refrigerator, inserted at the insistence of the Literary Editor and not CM] crisis in Monz' fridge, which forced a complete overhaul in inventory. No spread in the Monz' life, but as a result of the fridge adventure a new horseradish sauce (Boorshead) was tried. It's superfulous today but may be had later on. No accompanyment. Too tired. We asked the Monz if he believed that this relatively light lunch will have an impact on dinner? No -- Monz is in charge of dinner tonight and doesn't know what it will be yet. Shopping will be required. Dominick's or Jewel? Monz doesn't know. What's that crunchy sound -- an apple?! No, it's the crusty burned side of the chicken! (Clark feels bad but he will allow nothing to soil his journalistic rep). If you skip making dinner and go to a resturant, where would you go? Nick's newly opened Fishmarket in the north suburbs.
Today we introduce a new editor, no-nonsense Pulitzer Prize nominated (by us) newshound, Clark McDerment.
BBQ chicken sandwich on Turano (tm) multigrain bread -- Monz was too tired to go to Subway(tm) though he wanted to. Over the weekend there was a chickenella [fanciful word for poorly wrapped chicken contaminating nearby food in the refrigerator, inserted at the insistence of the Literary Editor and not CM] crisis in Monz' fridge, which forced a complete overhaul in inventory. No spread in the Monz' life, but as a result of the fridge adventure a new horseradish sauce (Boorshead) was tried. It's superfulous today but may be had later on. No accompanyment. Too tired. We asked the Monz if he believed that this relatively light lunch will have an impact on dinner? No -- Monz is in charge of dinner tonight and doesn't know what it will be yet. Shopping will be required. Dominick's or Jewel? Monz doesn't know. What's that crunchy sound -- an apple?! No, it's the crusty burned side of the chicken! (Clark feels bad but he will allow nothing to soil his journalistic rep). If you skip making dinner and go to a resturant, where would you go? Nick's newly opened Fishmarket in the north suburbs.
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