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What You Krav!

In perusing the Winter Semester Latin School "Live & Learn" Catalog, the Health Editor (HE) came across this course:

Krav Maga®: Hottest New Fitness Craze
Learn what all the "buzz" in the fitness community is about as you try Krav Maga® - the official hand-to-hand combat regimen of the Israeli Army. Once taught only to law enforcement agencies, it is now available for civilians. Krav Maga® training focuses on teaching simple self-defense techniques specifically designed for reality-based attack. It integrates several martial arts techniques as well as a western fighting stance. The class also will focus on conditioning. Sanctioned wraps are required and are available in POW's store.

Shoot, Monz had this stuff down back in high school! Munificiently, we'll give you a lesson from memory right now! (The above photo is not completely accurate, so read carefully)

From a standing-at-ease position, jump into KravMonza Stance (right foot out, shoulders rotated so as to be nearly paralel with the face of the soon-to-be victim), simulatenously raising right arm, fist clenched, so as to be in front of your face at a 110 degree angle from the horizontal. Finally, and the most important part, make a short, sharp yelp that sounds like a cross between "woah!" and "woo!" The combination of this primal sound of manly combat and agressive body positioning will make your opponent cower and run in fear, but only if you do it precisely. Else, box ya dude!

We're getting hungry just thinking about this. How about a turkey club / salad heavy on the beets combo at an unusual place: Louie's! But dudes, where's the bread?!