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Moneymoneymoneymoney...Money!

Reliable sources have informed the editors that a certain New York Billionaire has consulted the Monz on why his reality based tv show is tanking in the ratings. We waited until long past Monz checks to blog to share with you Monz' confidential report (b/c we know Monz would want you, dear reader, to know!) Names have been changed to protect anonyminousness.

Dear Daniel, the answer is simple. It's none of the things you suggested. People aren't sick of the concept. They aren't sick of you. It's not that this year's age-discrimination-achieved batch of young hotties aren't hot enough. And they damn aren't sympathetic to Roslyn O'Donald. You fool -- it's lunch! Think back to your debut show: you had your wannabe apprentices serve lunchtime lemonade. In subsequent years they served up everything from Burger King(tm) to Dominos(tm) to coney island dogs. Now it's one thing to sell out to a brand name corporation, but selling out Lunch is another thing. Remember the Frusion (tm) breakfast promo? And this season there's not a lunch in sight! I assure you, have the teams sell yumminess like barbequed chicken breast on an extra yummy french roll with differing bakers and throw in an apple and nobody is going to be watching 24 season premieres instead of your show. Well, almost nobody!