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Tuesday, February 06, 2007

Beseaching Monz!

We realize Monz has a lifelong relationship with General Motors cars. Many cherrished moments. His new Impala even saved his life last month, protecting him when a lesser car would have turned him into a crushed can manglemonz. But everyone has to turn against GM for the George-Saunders-without-Redemption-or-Humor evil they subjected us to during the Super Bowl (tm). They are unworthy of a hero who would race home to unfreeze his pipes and save lunch with a sweet onion styled bbq'd Bubba Burger (tm) with bbq sauce and Lebanse cous-cous.
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The most F#%$@! depressing thing I've seen on tv or any multimedia since a friend was playing The Sims and some dude came home to find his family had died in a fire. I hate GM!  
wow hope monz is OK!!!

i've always been a Ford girl, looooove ford cars LOVE THEM. then a firend said that ford originators were anti-semites (which i cant really believe..) so i should ban ford. anyway, if we follow that formula- jews would have to give up driving BMWs and Mercedies... like what would they drive then?  
My Jewish grandmother drove a VW (!). My dad tells me that the Ford Foundation has donated a lot to Jewish and Israeli causes. I don't like Fords that much myself (though the Taurus was a much needed design revolution), and we only switched from GM to Toyota when one year we went to the Chevy dealership and found the mid-size car had a trunk too small for us. The company that sold us a lemon was Chrysler. In the great,great movie DUEL you'll notice that Dennis Weaver is driving a Plymouth Valiant, which we had. When the car conks out at a critical moment we were all screaming at the tv set "We could have told you!"

Now what Ford has done to the Detroit Lions, that may be unforgiveable.  
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