Monday, May 14, 2007
I Love a Long Goodbye!
Whew! Last entry for this underwhelming round of guest-blogging. Today Mrs. Monz and I went back Bacci's for a soup of the day and caesar salad (no beast). Everything at this place is yummy! And we're starting to see lots of the same people there repeatedly.
Before I go, I did receive this email from a reader, and I would like to help them out. Please bear with me:
"Dear Monz:I need some dating advice and figured you were the just the person to help me out. On May 16th, and again on June 20th, there is a speed dating event for Jewish singles. What happens in speed dating? What should I say? What's a good opening line? Does it make a difference that there is a disconnect between the ages: the women will be 30-40 and the men 35-45. That means half of the men (approximately) will be older than all of the women. P.S. I hate lunch. Slow Lane. "
Dear Slow Lane:
What do you mean you hate lunch? What is your major malfunction? You'll never be a Romeo without a regular and well-balanced lunch! Were you raised by wolves? Geez! Don't go to these events, or write me again, until you start enjoying your lunch. BTW, the best opening line I know is, "What did you have for lunch?"
See you later!
Whew! Last entry for this underwhelming round of guest-blogging. Today Mrs. Monz and I went back Bacci's for a soup of the day and caesar salad (no beast). Everything at this place is yummy! And we're starting to see lots of the same people there repeatedly.
Before I go, I did receive this email from a reader, and I would like to help them out. Please bear with me:
"Dear Monz:I need some dating advice and figured you were the just the person to help me out. On May 16th, and again on June 20th, there is a speed dating event for Jewish singles. What happens in speed dating? What should I say? What's a good opening line? Does it make a difference that there is a disconnect between the ages: the women will be 30-40 and the men 35-45. That means half of the men (approximately) will be older than all of the women. P.S. I hate lunch. Slow Lane. "
Dear Slow Lane:
What do you mean you hate lunch? What is your major malfunction? You'll never be a Romeo without a regular and well-balanced lunch! Were you raised by wolves? Geez! Don't go to these events, or write me again, until you start enjoying your lunch. BTW, the best opening line I know is, "What did you have for lunch?"
See you later!
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