Thursday, August 16, 2007
We're Insulted!
Prior to consulting the Starbuck's Oracle to see what it said about Monz, the Food Editor (FE) asked it to evaluate his favorite drink, but is too shocked to put it on the main blog, so we relegate it to the comments.
So what did the Oracle think of Monz' order, a tall iced decaf?
Then we asked the Oracle what he thought of Monz' lunch: a vegatable sandwich from Three Tarts:
Can't fool the Oracle or the Monz. Hmm, anyone seen them together?
Prior to consulting the Starbuck's Oracle to see what it said about Monz, the Food Editor (FE) asked it to evaluate his favorite drink, but is too shocked to put it on the main blog, so we relegate it to the comments.
So what did the Oracle think of Monz' order, a tall iced decaf?
Behold the Oracle's wisdom:
Personality type: Freak
No person of sound mind would go to an EXPENSIVE COFFEE SHOP to get a drink WITHOUT CAFFEINE. Your hobbies include going to ski resorts in the summer and flushing $5 bills down the toilet. You are a menace to society.
Also drinks: Non-alcoholic beer
Can also be found at: Pools with no water
Then we asked the Oracle what he thought of Monz' lunch: a vegatable sandwich from Three Tarts:
Behold the Oracle's wisdom:
Either you can't type or you mumble incoherently. If you actually walked into Starbucks and said you wanted a "vegatable sandwich" the employees would point and laugh. A reaction you're probably used to. Try again, this time input something that Starbucks actually serves.
Can't fool the Oracle or the Monz. Hmm, anyone seen them together?
Comments:
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As for the FE:
>>Behold the Oracle's wisdom:
Personality type: Asshat
You carry around philosophy books you haven't read and wear trendy wire-rimmed glasses even though you have perfect vision. You've probably added an accent to your name or changed the pronunciation to seem sophisticated. You hang out in coffee shops because you don't have a job because you got your degree in French Poetry. People who drink solo espresso con panna are notorious for spouting off angry, liberal opinions about issues they don't understand.
Also drinks: Any drink with a foreign name
Can also be found at: The other, locally owned coffee shop you claim to like better.<<
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>>Behold the Oracle's wisdom:
Personality type: Asshat
You carry around philosophy books you haven't read and wear trendy wire-rimmed glasses even though you have perfect vision. You've probably added an accent to your name or changed the pronunciation to seem sophisticated. You hang out in coffee shops because you don't have a job because you got your degree in French Poetry. People who drink solo espresso con panna are notorious for spouting off angry, liberal opinions about issues they don't understand.
Also drinks: Any drink with a foreign name
Can also be found at: The other, locally owned coffee shop you claim to like better.<<
