Wednesday, August 15, 2007
You Don't Lose When You Lose Fake Friends!
Joan Jett sang today's important post title before there was a craigslist, but it's apt nontheless! Because this post will not be around forever, we reprint it below before commenting:
>> Need a friend?! - w4m - 23
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Reply to: pers-397614887@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-08-15, 10:35AM CDT
I am a porfessional friend....SERIOUSLY!
I am honest, fun, loyal, a good listener, and I give great advice. I make time for everyone in my life, even if it is just a quick call to say hello.
SO maybe you need someone to remember your birthday?....OR someone to go shopping with and tell you whether or not you should buy that shirt?....DO you need a "wing man" to help you talk to the ladies at the bar?...IS there a cocktail party at work that you always have to go to alone?
These are all things I can help you with! I am attractive and easy to get along with and ready to BE YOUR FRIEND!
Of course all great things in life aren't free, but if you want to talk out the details and get a photo, email me! <<
Not that we're trying to deny this woman a business opportunity, but who needs her when you have the Monz? Monz will tell you how to remember a birthday (it's called Google Reminders or any number of like-minded services). Monz not only knows the Eliza AI conversation program, but he improved upon it with "Dr. Seif"! MYL is here for you 24/7, and if you e-mail us with questions about what to do at that singles bar, we think Monz will answer them! And he'll tell you how to make a yummy lunch at Stir Crazyw with lots of vegetables, extra baby corn and water chestnuts, and mixed sauces and much, much more! Plus an apple.
Joan Jett sang today's important post title before there was a craigslist, but it's apt nontheless! Because this post will not be around forever, we reprint it below before commenting:
>> Need a friend?! - w4m - 23
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Reply to: pers-397614887@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-08-15, 10:35AM CDT
I am a porfessional friend....SERIOUSLY!
I am honest, fun, loyal, a good listener, and I give great advice. I make time for everyone in my life, even if it is just a quick call to say hello.
SO maybe you need someone to remember your birthday?....OR someone to go shopping with and tell you whether or not you should buy that shirt?....DO you need a "wing man" to help you talk to the ladies at the bar?...IS there a cocktail party at work that you always have to go to alone?
These are all things I can help you with! I am attractive and easy to get along with and ready to BE YOUR FRIEND!
Of course all great things in life aren't free, but if you want to talk out the details and get a photo, email me! <<
Not that we're trying to deny this woman a business opportunity, but who needs her when you have the Monz? Monz will tell you how to remember a birthday (it's called Google Reminders or any number of like-minded services). Monz not only knows the Eliza AI conversation program, but he improved upon it with "Dr. Seif"! MYL is here for you 24/7, and if you e-mail us with questions about what to do at that singles bar, we think Monz will answer them! And he'll tell you how to make a yummy lunch at Stir Crazyw with lots of vegetables, extra baby corn and water chestnuts, and mixed sauces and much, much more! Plus an apple.
Comments:
Post a Comment
0 comments
