Monday, September 17, 2007
The Bitch Is Back!
It's not just Ernie, Monz is also a counterforce to the misdirection of one Elton John!
Elton: "Don't disgard me just because you think I mean you harm"
Monz: "He doesn't deny it -- disgard anyone who means to do you harm!"
Elton: "Grow some funk of your own"
Monz: "Take a shower, get rid of that funk!"
Elton: "Saturday night's alright for fighting"
Monz: "Saturday night's alright for eating"
Elton: "We'll kill the fatted cow tonight so stick around"
Monz: "Why? It doesn't sound like you're going to eat it, and if you are going to eat it, why not kill the lean calf?"
Elton: "I guess that's why they call it the blues, time on my hands could be time speant with you"
Monz: "No Elton, they call it the blues when there's no "you." Or when you are a drunk smelly bum. Or when you're stuck eating Amy's Indian Vegetable Korma, and an apple, good enough, but you I really want China Garden."
It's not just Ernie, Monz is also a counterforce to the misdirection of one Elton John!
Elton: "Don't disgard me just because you think I mean you harm"
Monz: "He doesn't deny it -- disgard anyone who means to do you harm!"
Elton: "Grow some funk of your own"
Monz: "Take a shower, get rid of that funk!"
Elton: "Saturday night's alright for fighting"
Monz: "Saturday night's alright for eating"
Elton: "We'll kill the fatted cow tonight so stick around"
Monz: "Why? It doesn't sound like you're going to eat it, and if you are going to eat it, why not kill the lean calf?"
Elton: "I guess that's why they call it the blues, time on my hands could be time speant with you"
Monz: "No Elton, they call it the blues when there's no "you." Or when you are a drunk smelly bum. Or when you're stuck eating Amy's Indian Vegetable Korma, and an apple, good enough, but you I really want China Garden."
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Yeah, yeah, we know it's "calf" not "cow" -- proofreaders at the New Yorker have nothing on MYL readers!
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