Tuesday, September 18, 2007
Boca del Caballo!
We've Got Mail!
"Dear Editors: Sometimes you refer to a "Monz report," how exactly does Monz report his lunch?
Well, it varries and is at the Monz' pleasure. Sometimes it's smoke signal sparse. Sometimes it's this!
"stuck in dupage this morning, freaking because i'm due in lake at 10:30. out of dupage at 11. call the clerk! get a call as I'm cruising down 88 -- the matter has been set this afternoon! Whew! relax. order lunch while on the road! China Garden - mixed vegetables and white rice! Yum! make it to Waukegan. Swing by the restaurant and there it is waiting for me! Feel the yummy warmth as I drive back to the office. Gobble food while making phone calls. Run across the street at 1:30 for court after having eaten the yummy lunch. deal with court. start drafting order. hmmmm. feel weird. oh no! get a giant rush of lightheadedness! What could it be??? Oh shit! start sweating! crap! The judge is making me wait for a long time while he signs the order... hurry!!!! Need to go to the bathroom.... run out of court...go to office.
wow! Enlightenment! Figure it out!
it was...
TOO MUCH MSG!!!!!!!"
We've all been there, save the lawyerly mastery in the courtroom!
We've Got Mail!
"Dear Editors: Sometimes you refer to a "Monz report," how exactly does Monz report his lunch?
Well, it varries and is at the Monz' pleasure. Sometimes it's smoke signal sparse. Sometimes it's this!
"stuck in dupage this morning, freaking because i'm due in lake at 10:30. out of dupage at 11. call the clerk! get a call as I'm cruising down 88 -- the matter has been set this afternoon! Whew! relax. order lunch while on the road! China Garden - mixed vegetables and white rice! Yum! make it to Waukegan. Swing by the restaurant and there it is waiting for me! Feel the yummy warmth as I drive back to the office. Gobble food while making phone calls. Run across the street at 1:30 for court after having eaten the yummy lunch. deal with court. start drafting order. hmmmm. feel weird. oh no! get a giant rush of lightheadedness! What could it be??? Oh shit! start sweating! crap! The judge is making me wait for a long time while he signs the order... hurry!!!! Need to go to the bathroom.... run out of court...go to office.
wow! Enlightenment! Figure it out!
it was...
TOO MUCH MSG!!!!!!!"
We've all been there, save the lawyerly mastery in the courtroom!
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