Saturday, December 08, 2007
What a Ham!
The editors have been working all night long attempting to decipher Monz' on-the-road-with-Mrs.-Monz-at-important-meetings lunch report, left on the office answering machine. From what we can tell, Monz and Mrs. Monz, with other assorted bigwigs, went to a Don Shula's Steakhouse. Many at the table joined our heroes in ordering some veggie dish, but when it arrived they discovered it came with ham! Shocked, bewildered and dismayed, the table revolted and forced the Gordon Ramseys in the back to remove all the ham. What came back was adequate, but by then there was little time left for lunch. Of course, they made the best of it and wolfed it down.
All we can say is that with this bad Shula karma, New England's hopes for going undefeated and matching Miami's legendary record are looking better all the time!
The editors have been working all night long attempting to decipher Monz' on-the-road-with-Mrs.-Monz-at-important-meetings lunch report, left on the office answering machine. From what we can tell, Monz and Mrs. Monz, with other assorted bigwigs, went to a Don Shula's Steakhouse. Many at the table joined our heroes in ordering some veggie dish, but when it arrived they discovered it came with ham! Shocked, bewildered and dismayed, the table revolted and forced the Gordon Ramseys in the back to remove all the ham. What came back was adequate, but by then there was little time left for lunch. Of course, they made the best of it and wolfed it down.
All we can say is that with this bad Shula karma, New England's hopes for going undefeated and matching Miami's legendary record are looking better all the time!
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