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Editors Note: We did not receive a Friday lunch report from Monz. Making the most of a bad situation, we present the long awaited debut of guess blogger Kody. Contest winner to be announced soon!

Hey guys, it's Kody here to supplement the MYL expose on Tahitti Village. Have you ever wonder what happens if you take the TV folks up on their free trip offer? The Heavy Hand of a Salesman, that's what! You'll wish you were in one of those windowless rooms they used to put you in at Bally's Total Fitness, fighting off their pyschological intimidation (like the Monz once did). Check out some of these comments. Here are my favorites:

>>" You are cheating your children out of a lifetime of memories"

"You should want to own this for your kids so they can use it. Don't you care about your children?"

When we arrived we came in the front door and up an elevator. When we left we were made to walk down 3 flights of stairs in an un air conditioned back stairwell. What started like a friendly place that I would definately consider turned into a place I will never go to or recommend again. <<

Thanks for reading! And keep an eye out for my book "Who Beefs? Living Your Best Life With a Chicken and Lamb-Based Diet" coming soon to a bookstore near you.