Tuesday, March 11, 2008
We First, and Second, the Nomination!
In the past we've encouraged the Monz to "waive into" the Wisconsin bar, so the good citizens to our north can avail themselves to his quality legal services. But now we realize that those cheesehea...badgers need even more of the Monz' guidance. Consider this "Haiku suite, inspired by lunch at Fong's:"
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Oh no! When the door
Opens, the eyes are hit with
The sight of people.
But the favorite.
Table is open. I Sit.
Nothing to read here.
The spider bite hurts
And makes it difficult to
Peruse the menu.
Triple Vegetables.
I has them. They are not as
Good as I wanted.
<<
Well, it's no joke, on April 1st Wisconsin begins a search for a new Poet Laureate, and we have no doubt that they will waive that silly little residency requirement once they learn that Monz is available!
In the past we've encouraged the Monz to "waive into" the Wisconsin bar, so the good citizens to our north can avail themselves to his quality legal services. But now we realize that those cheesehea...badgers need even more of the Monz' guidance. Consider this "Haiku suite, inspired by lunch at Fong's:"
>>
Oh no! When the door
Opens, the eyes are hit with
The sight of people.
But the favorite.
Table is open. I Sit.
Nothing to read here.
The spider bite hurts
And makes it difficult to
Peruse the menu.
Triple Vegetables.
I has them. They are not as
Good as I wanted.
<<
Well, it's no joke, on April 1st Wisconsin begins a search for a new Poet Laureate, and we have no doubt that they will waive that silly little residency requirement once they learn that Monz is available!
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