Wednesday, April 02, 2008
Guardian of Language and Its Use!
Truth will out! Yesterday Monz attempted to quell the raging fire of a huge busy day with a quick trip to Fong's for vegetable lo mein, which was tasty going down, but a tad too greasy so it lingered longer than it should have.
Today, Monz brings an important report hot off the fax while he was in court to Bacci's for a quiet sit down lunch to peruse it. He had bruschetta and a non-menu salad involving apples and other garden vegetables and a light citrusey dressing. The lunch was good, the report....?
Meanwhile, the Travel Editor (TE) booked tickets today for a trip to Las Vegas. The TE and Monz got to discussing the trip, in which they agreed that the pathetic, gutteral yelp "Vegas, Baby!" has not only become a cliche, it's become disgustingly reflexive. Thus, we propose that this phrase be replaced by its opposite: "Vegas, Daddy!" or "Vegas, Mama!" depending on preference and applicable genders. Brilliant and genius, if we do say so ourselves.
Truth will out! Yesterday Monz attempted to quell the raging fire of a huge busy day with a quick trip to Fong's for vegetable lo mein, which was tasty going down, but a tad too greasy so it lingered longer than it should have.
Today, Monz brings an important report hot off the fax while he was in court to Bacci's for a quiet sit down lunch to peruse it. He had bruschetta and a non-menu salad involving apples and other garden vegetables and a light citrusey dressing. The lunch was good, the report....?
Meanwhile, the Travel Editor (TE) booked tickets today for a trip to Las Vegas. The TE and Monz got to discussing the trip, in which they agreed that the pathetic, gutteral yelp "Vegas, Baby!" has not only become a cliche, it's become disgustingly reflexive. Thus, we propose that this phrase be replaced by its opposite: "Vegas, Daddy!" or "Vegas, Mama!" depending on preference and applicable genders. Brilliant and genius, if we do say so ourselves.
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