monzyummylunch

Van Halen Yummy Lunch!

Monz eats his lunch like there's a tomorrow
Lean and healthy so that he-won't-be
Getting hit by old folks' home workers
Yes he's eating and he feels no guilt

Woooah-oh!
Salad at the Dog House!
Wooooo!
Salad at the Dog House!

Let us tell you about it

Monz and Mrs. Monz went to Gurnee
Drove right to Old Chicago Red Hots
Monz got a salad, a salad called "Ceasar"
Monz got a sald and some "other stuff"
Ooooh-oooh!
Salad at the Dog House!