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Monday, June 02, 2008

Van Halen Yummy Lunch!

Have you seen it
So fine and yummy, fooled Monz with it's meaty taste
And he feels it way down in the gut
Yes it's lunch from that grocery place

Ooh, Whole Foods Whole Foods
Sell veggie barbeque all day
Ooh, Whole Foods Whole Foods
Your fake meat has us fooled, it's good enough to

Fool the fat away
Come on, come on fool the fat way

A dead plant
But not too far from harvest
It's the way Monz likes to go
Lots of fruits
Apple, grapes and nectarines
Keeps the hunger low

Oooh, Whole Foods Whole Foods
Wontcha take our bucks away
Oooh, Whole Foods Whole Foods
Well don't fertalize
You don't have to kill the flies and
Fool the fat away
Comments:
So much better than this Van Halen song parody!

http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/vanhalen37.shtml  
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