Thursday, August 21, 2008
Ker-rack!
A forelorn footlong vegie delight from Subway, bonusized with Baked Lays.
The MYL crack team of investigative reportors has done it again! This time they've uncovered rock-solid evidence of fraud by the Miller Brewing Company!
Radio listeners have probably heard an advertisement promoting Miller Lite as the only beer that meets the standards of the "More Taste League." Here is a rough transcription of part of this ad:
>>The more taste league was formed to preserve a man's ability to kick back in front of the game with a great tasting beer...Miller Lite is the only light beer which meets the league standard of three point two grams of carbs, 96 calories and no sacrificing taste. As commissioner, I will be enforcing the standards of this one beer league.<<
Ah, but what about Miller's other light beer: Miller Genuine Draft 64? It appears to meet the league's standards as far as nutritional content. Thus it must "sacrifice taste." Miller is admitting that this beer, while light, is swill! Yet at the Miller Genuine Draft web site (www.mgd.com -- no direct link b/c of age-restricted firewall) Miller claims that MGD 64 has "all the flavor" of MGD, and MGD is "full of flavor." So what is it Miller? Does all MGD product suck? Or just the 64 product? Somewhere, someway, you're being deceptive! (And if MGD 64 is suddenly added to the approved beers of the More Taste League, you'll know who was responsible!)
A forelorn footlong vegie delight from Subway, bonusized with Baked Lays.
The MYL crack team of investigative reportors has done it again! This time they've uncovered rock-solid evidence of fraud by the Miller Brewing Company!
Radio listeners have probably heard an advertisement promoting Miller Lite as the only beer that meets the standards of the "More Taste League." Here is a rough transcription of part of this ad:
>>The more taste league was formed to preserve a man's ability to kick back in front of the game with a great tasting beer...Miller Lite is the only light beer which meets the league standard of three point two grams of carbs, 96 calories and no sacrificing taste. As commissioner, I will be enforcing the standards of this one beer league.<<
Ah, but what about Miller's other light beer: Miller Genuine Draft 64? It appears to meet the league's standards as far as nutritional content. Thus it must "sacrifice taste." Miller is admitting that this beer, while light, is swill! Yet at the Miller Genuine Draft web site (www.mgd.com -- no direct link b/c of age-restricted firewall) Miller claims that MGD 64 has "all the flavor" of MGD, and MGD is "full of flavor." So what is it Miller? Does all MGD product suck? Or just the 64 product? Somewhere, someway, you're being deceptive! (And if MGD 64 is suddenly added to the approved beers of the More Taste League, you'll know who was responsible!)
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