Wednesday, November 26, 2008
Lies, Lies, Breaking My Heart!
Why does Miller continue to lie to us? Since the crack MYL staff exposed their Light Beer charade, they've distributed posters for Miller High Life with that jovial-yet-insincerely-proletariate delivery man ("honest beer at a tasty price") saying "DELIVERED JUST FOR YOU!" You, dear reader, and we both know that beer was not delivered for us -- let alone JUST for us! Thank Goodness Monz doesn't lie: Fong's for some flexatarian cashew chicken with hot and sour soup and fried rice. "Decent."
Why does Miller continue to lie to us? Since the crack MYL staff exposed their Light Beer charade, they've distributed posters for Miller High Life with that jovial-yet-insincerely-proletariate delivery man ("honest beer at a tasty price") saying "DELIVERED JUST FOR YOU!" You, dear reader, and we both know that beer was not delivered for us -- let alone JUST for us! Thank Goodness Monz doesn't lie: Fong's for some flexatarian cashew chicken with hot and sour soup and fried rice. "Decent."
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