Wednesday, December 31, 2008
Turn and Face the Strange!
More ch-ch-changes for your new year's resolutions! The editors did a quick ebay search on "change your life" and found the following suggestions:
- Haunted Seat Turtle Ring
- Book: "Move Your Stuff, Change Your Life"
- "The Little Secret That Can Change Your Life by Joann Davis
(which turns out to be "If You Win the Rat Race, You're Still a Rat!")
- Virgin Coconut Oil
We think the Monz could blow these out of the water with his winning thesis "Change your lunch, change your life." Because as he surveyed downtown Waukegan, finding Campari's closed (!) and few people about, making due with spicy shredded vegatables and hot and sour soup, Monz realized the nature of the problem currently vexing America.
A happy 2009 to Monz and all our readers!!!
More ch-ch-changes for your new year's resolutions! The editors did a quick ebay search on "change your life" and found the following suggestions:
- Haunted Seat Turtle Ring
- Book: "Move Your Stuff, Change Your Life"
- "The Little Secret That Can Change Your Life by Joann Davis
(which turns out to be "If You Win the Rat Race, You're Still a Rat!")
- Virgin Coconut Oil
We think the Monz could blow these out of the water with his winning thesis "Change your lunch, change your life." Because as he surveyed downtown Waukegan, finding Campari's closed (!) and few people about, making due with spicy shredded vegatables and hot and sour soup, Monz realized the nature of the problem currently vexing America.
A happy 2009 to Monz and all our readers!!!
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