Tuesday, January 20, 2009
It's Not School Lunch, It's Lunch School!
Announcing the first post-secondary education program in lunch arts and sciences! That's right, we're creating a lunch university, which will offer a bachelor's degree in lunch, a master's degree in lunch, and a doctorate degree in lunch -- a lunch PhD! We know, you think this is a joke, but it is not! You see, during the 2009 myl planning meeting, the editors were struck by just how deep the field of lunch runs. There's a whole body of lunch literature, a complex synergistic interplay of the physical sciences that is instigated by the beloved midday meal. Many masters of the fine arts have paid tribute to the lunch muse. And in these challenging times, few things are more essential than an understanding of the economics of lunch. Did we mention lunch history!
Thus, in the comming weeks we will be developing a cirriculum, as well as a digital lunch reference library.
You will be invited to enrol and earn your degree! And yes, we will be issuing official diplomas and having a graduation ceremony.
For immediate purposes, we would like your input on names for the new school. Here are some suggestions, please email us your favorite or alternative suggestion. [Note: These names have not been checked for trademark clearance or domain name availability, but will be prior to selection]
Concorida Lancer University
Great Plains College
Marlsgate College
Grand Lewis University
St. Brian's College
Waukegan College of Arts and Sciences
Belvidere Lewis University
North-Central Eastern University
Bernard Forrest College
You can prepare for the rigorous cirriculum with two breaded tofu turkey breasts with cranberry sauce, from Whole Foods, with an apple, banana, and Fresca. Yum!
Announcing the first post-secondary education program in lunch arts and sciences! That's right, we're creating a lunch university, which will offer a bachelor's degree in lunch, a master's degree in lunch, and a doctorate degree in lunch -- a lunch PhD! We know, you think this is a joke, but it is not! You see, during the 2009 myl planning meeting, the editors were struck by just how deep the field of lunch runs. There's a whole body of lunch literature, a complex synergistic interplay of the physical sciences that is instigated by the beloved midday meal. Many masters of the fine arts have paid tribute to the lunch muse. And in these challenging times, few things are more essential than an understanding of the economics of lunch. Did we mention lunch history!
Thus, in the comming weeks we will be developing a cirriculum, as well as a digital lunch reference library.
You will be invited to enrol and earn your degree! And yes, we will be issuing official diplomas and having a graduation ceremony.
For immediate purposes, we would like your input on names for the new school. Here are some suggestions, please email us your favorite or alternative suggestion. [Note: These names have not been checked for trademark clearance or domain name availability, but will be prior to selection]
Concorida Lancer University
Great Plains College
Marlsgate College
Grand Lewis University
St. Brian's College
Waukegan College of Arts and Sciences
Belvidere Lewis University
North-Central Eastern University
Bernard Forrest College
You can prepare for the rigorous cirriculum with two breaded tofu turkey breasts with cranberry sauce, from Whole Foods, with an apple, banana, and Fresca. Yum!
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