Thursday, April 02, 2009
Monkee Business!
In these challenging times, one must be ever vigilant against laziness. Thus we were saddened when we saw the spirit that permeates some lunch blogs (we're looking at you, Ricky) manifests itself in fortune 500 companies such as Dreamworks studios. For example, in the new film "Monsters vs. Aliens," some Big Ear-Wannabe decided that
the theme to the Monkees tv show would make for catchy kids music. Smart move. So then they farmed it out to some college grad morons who figure kids are stupid and will eat up just about anything, and came up with this:
Hey-Hey we're the Monsters
Coming to save the day
Teaming up with the humans
Doing it the monster way
Yes, we know, it doesn't fit. The goon boy chorus just lazily stretches out the syllabuls when necessary.
In contrast, Monz' lunch is a study of discipline. McDougal's Pad Thai soup, jazz apple and two clementines, fresh and juicy, not lazily selected, later to be discovered as dried-up, shriveled and nasty.
[[Apropos of little, the original Boyce/Hart version of the song can be found
here [Research Editor]]
In these challenging times, one must be ever vigilant against laziness. Thus we were saddened when we saw the spirit that permeates some lunch blogs (we're looking at you, Ricky) manifests itself in fortune 500 companies such as Dreamworks studios. For example, in the new film "Monsters vs. Aliens," some Big Ear-Wannabe decided that
the theme to the Monkees tv show would make for catchy kids music. Smart move. So then they farmed it out to some college grad morons who figure kids are stupid and will eat up just about anything, and came up with this:
Hey-Hey we're the Monsters
Coming to save the day
Teaming up with the humans
Doing it the monster way
Yes, we know, it doesn't fit. The goon boy chorus just lazily stretches out the syllabuls when necessary.
In contrast, Monz' lunch is a study of discipline. McDougal's Pad Thai soup, jazz apple and two clementines, fresh and juicy, not lazily selected, later to be discovered as dried-up, shriveled and nasty.
[[Apropos of little, the original Boyce/Hart version of the song can be found
here [Research Editor]]
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