Friday, October 30, 2009
Strength Through Discipline!
As we say goodbye to our alterna-monz universe, we say hello to McDougall's curry, an apple, and banana in that order.
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As we say goodbye to our alterna-monz universe, we say hello to McDougall's curry, an apple, and banana in that order.
Thursday, October 29, 2009
The Borcht of Life!
No need for a scorched earth strategy with this lunch! McDougall's Spring Onion Noodle, apple, and a banana.
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No need for a scorched earth strategy with this lunch! McDougall's Spring Onion Noodle, apple, and a banana.
Wednesday, October 28, 2009
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Lunch Comrade!
Having previously examined what life would be like in an alternative universe where Monz was a Great (Korean) Leader (but nice and benevolent!), we figure we'd revisit the question with the real thing. Yes, it's lunch with MonzStalin week!
Mcdougall"s black bean soup, apple, banana -- a lunch that will put hair on your everything!
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Having previously examined what life would be like in an alternative universe where Monz was a Great (Korean) Leader (but nice and benevolent!), we figure we'd revisit the question with the real thing. Yes, it's lunch with MonzStalin week!
Mcdougall"s black bean soup, apple, banana -- a lunch that will put hair on your everything!
Friday, October 23, 2009
Roar!
The website cougarlife.com conjures images to us of a bunch of middle age women yearning for an energetic, vigorous, over-the-top lifestyle that they probably never really embraced in the first place. In fact, that sounds like some other self-described wildcats: The Law Tigers! Anyway, cougarlife is having problems because the hit ABC tv show Cougar Town won't run their ads. Monz, ever sympathetic to all these folks' middle age travails, gives them space to vent and a lunch to eat: Mcdougall's black bean & lime soup, honey crisp apple, and "fancy-ass pear from that mail order fruit place."[Harry and David - Food Editor]
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The website cougarlife.com conjures images to us of a bunch of middle age women yearning for an energetic, vigorous, over-the-top lifestyle that they probably never really embraced in the first place. In fact, that sounds like some other self-described wildcats: The Law Tigers! Anyway, cougarlife is having problems because the hit ABC tv show Cougar Town won't run their ads. Monz, ever sympathetic to all these folks' middle age travails, gives them space to vent and a lunch to eat: Mcdougall's black bean & lime soup, honey crisp apple, and "fancy-ass pear from that mail order fruit place."[Harry and David - Food Editor]
Thursday, October 22, 2009
Jet Lag!
McDougall's Pad Thai soup, apple, and a pear.
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McDougall's Pad Thai soup, apple, and a pear.
Wednesday, October 21, 2009
Live United!
Monz shells out the fin for a United Airlines "Organic" snack box for in-flight ehh-ness.
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Monz shells out the fin for a United Airlines "Organic" snack box for in-flight ehh-ness.
Tuesday, October 20, 2009
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Funhouse!
Still roamin' the rockies, Monz reports he had a salad, wraps, and hot/sour soup from Pei Wei, which is p. F. Chang's fast food branch. "Not bad."
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Still roamin' the rockies, Monz reports he had a salad, wraps, and hot/sour soup from Pei Wei, which is p. F. Chang's fast food branch. "Not bad."
Friday, October 16, 2009
Where the Buffalo Roam!
Family weekend welcome lunch. Monz had lots of salad with italian dressing, bread, including garlic bread, and penne pasta with no sauce. "It was okay, typical of such a large function."
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Family weekend welcome lunch. Monz had lots of salad with italian dressing, bread, including garlic bread, and penne pasta with no sauce. "It was okay, typical of such a large function."
Thursday, October 15, 2009
And He's Going to Be Hiiiiiyiiiiyiiii as a Kite By Then!
As Monz returns to the West, maybe he'll visit this beautiful public library, he feasts on an Italian salad washed down with a delicious pumpkin ale from BJ's brewpub.
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As Monz returns to the West, maybe he'll visit this beautiful public library, he feasts on an Italian salad washed down with a delicious pumpkin ale from BJ's brewpub.
Wednesday, October 14, 2009
We the Jury Find for Monz!
Trial prep: McDougall's Curry, apple, for closing argument: a banana!
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Trial prep: McDougall's Curry, apple, for closing argument: a banana!
Tuesday, October 13, 2009
In a Pickle!
Sandwich and salad from Potbelly while attending a power edu-networking event. Monz grabs an extra pickle for the road.
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Sandwich and salad from Potbelly while attending a power edu-networking event. Monz grabs an extra pickle for the road.
Monday, October 12, 2009
Keeer-raaack!
The MYL crack investigative reporting unit has done it again! Recently Hills Brothers coffee have been running radio ads featuring purported family member Austin Hills, who claims "I've been there from the beginning." But the beginning was over 138 years ago! After consulting with scientists from Northwestern University and the U.S. Navy Medical Authority in Newport News, VA, we have determined that this is a lie! Were the original Austin Hills truly alive - making him the oldest human on earth - he would sound very different than the robust voice on the radio. We boldly claim that this is an decendent pretending to be the original Austin Hills and SUBLIMINALLY SUGGESTING THAT DRINKING HILLS BROTHERS COFFEE WILL LET YOU LIVE LONGER!!!
And we say that it was a quasi dittolunch on a sad day at the Monz house.
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The MYL crack investigative reporting unit has done it again! Recently Hills Brothers coffee have been running radio ads featuring purported family member Austin Hills, who claims "I've been there from the beginning." But the beginning was over 138 years ago! After consulting with scientists from Northwestern University and the U.S. Navy Medical Authority in Newport News, VA, we have determined that this is a lie! Were the original Austin Hills truly alive - making him the oldest human on earth - he would sound very different than the robust voice on the radio. We boldly claim that this is an decendent pretending to be the original Austin Hills and SUBLIMINALLY SUGGESTING THAT DRINKING HILLS BROTHERS COFFEE WILL LET YOU LIVE LONGER!!!
And we say that it was a quasi dittolunch on a sad day at the Monz house.
Friday, October 09, 2009
So Thin, It's Phat!
McDougall's miso ramen, apple, orange and a banana
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McDougall's miso ramen, apple, orange and a banana
Thursday, October 08, 2009
So Far Out, It's In!
Ditto(tortilla) lunch.
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Ditto(tortilla) lunch.
Wednesday, October 07, 2009
So Rough, It's Smooth!
Think about it.
Ditto(pea) lunch.
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Think about it.
Ditto(pea) lunch.
Tuesday, October 06, 2009
So Cool, It's Hot!
McDougall's ramen (baked, not fried), honey crisp apple, Australian minneola ("YUMMY") and a banana.
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McDougall's ramen (baked, not fried), honey crisp apple, Australian minneola ("YUMMY") and a banana.
Monday, October 05, 2009
So Healthy, It's Sick!
Monz, who bought some pants this weekend and they fit, lunches on McDougall's pad thai soup, honey crisp apple, minneola orange and banana.
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Monz, who bought some pants this weekend and they fit, lunches on McDougall's pad thai soup, honey crisp apple, minneola orange and banana.
Friday, October 02, 2009
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Legion of Ernie!
See the kind of lunch-hating, world-degrading forces Monz has to deal with? An extra-strength lunch-'o-goodness is called for: McDougall's spring onion noodle, honey crisp apple, cara cara orange, and banana!
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See the kind of lunch-hating, world-degrading forces Monz has to deal with? An extra-strength lunch-'o-goodness is called for: McDougall's spring onion noodle, honey crisp apple, cara cara orange, and banana!