Monday, October 12, 2009
Keeer-raaack!
The MYL crack investigative reporting unit has done it again! Recently Hills Brothers coffee have been running radio ads featuring purported family member Austin Hills, who claims "I've been there from the beginning." But the beginning was over 138 years ago! After consulting with scientists from Northwestern University and the U.S. Navy Medical Authority in Newport News, VA, we have determined that this is a lie! Were the original Austin Hills truly alive - making him the oldest human on earth - he would sound very different than the robust voice on the radio. We boldly claim that this is an decendent pretending to be the original Austin Hills and SUBLIMINALLY SUGGESTING THAT DRINKING HILLS BROTHERS COFFEE WILL LET YOU LIVE LONGER!!!
And we say that it was a quasi dittolunch on a sad day at the Monz house.
The MYL crack investigative reporting unit has done it again! Recently Hills Brothers coffee have been running radio ads featuring purported family member Austin Hills, who claims "I've been there from the beginning." But the beginning was over 138 years ago! After consulting with scientists from Northwestern University and the U.S. Navy Medical Authority in Newport News, VA, we have determined that this is a lie! Were the original Austin Hills truly alive - making him the oldest human on earth - he would sound very different than the robust voice on the radio. We boldly claim that this is an decendent pretending to be the original Austin Hills and SUBLIMINALLY SUGGESTING THAT DRINKING HILLS BROTHERS COFFEE WILL LET YOU LIVE LONGER!!!
And we say that it was a quasi dittolunch on a sad day at the Monz house.
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