Friday, March 24, 2006
NostroMonzos!
Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of wicked admen? Monz does! Years ago he warned us of the evil that is KFC. Today that evil is manifested in their new television ad, which is infused with meaness. A mother comes home to find her 20something daughter munching on a chicken dinner. She chastises the daughter for her extravagent lifestyle, having spent at least $8 on the feast. No way, the daughter replies, it's KFC and only $4. Not molified, the mom taunts the daughter that if she is such a good saver, why hasn't she moved her sorry ass out. "Mom!" the girl snorts! Then, to try to cover up the mean-ness, the faux-hiphop Skynyrd music kicks in and we see a picture of the smiling daughter taking another bite. But we know she's crying inside! Bad KFC, bad!
Good Chinse Food Friday, Good! "The best Chinese food I've had in three weeks" Monz declares, as he relishes his China Garden's pork special (pork with garlic sauce, pork fried rice).
Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of wicked admen? Monz does! Years ago he warned us of the evil that is KFC. Today that evil is manifested in their new television ad, which is infused with meaness. A mother comes home to find her 20something daughter munching on a chicken dinner. She chastises the daughter for her extravagent lifestyle, having spent at least $8 on the feast. No way, the daughter replies, it's KFC and only $4. Not molified, the mom taunts the daughter that if she is such a good saver, why hasn't she moved her sorry ass out. "Mom!" the girl snorts! Then, to try to cover up the mean-ness, the faux-hiphop Skynyrd music kicks in and we see a picture of the smiling daughter taking another bite. But we know she's crying inside! Bad KFC, bad!
Good Chinse Food Friday, Good! "The best Chinese food I've had in three weeks" Monz declares, as he relishes his China Garden's pork special (pork with garlic sauce, pork fried rice).
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How did Monz' tummy hold up? It was achey this morning. I was sure Chinese food Friday would not be upheld.
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