Thursday, April 27, 2006
Blowback!
The following letter was received at the MYL office:
>>Dear Editors of "Monzyummylunch.blogspot.com":
The undersigned represent Don Lapre and, through him, all the innocent sucke...sales representatives for "The World's Greatest Vitamin" (tm). We have reviewed yesterday's scurilous charges against our client and insist that you immediately 1) remove the defamatory material from your blog, 2) appologize to Mr. Lapre for your unfair attacks and 3) try "The World's Greatest Vitamin" absolutely risk-free for the next 30 days. If you don't like it, return it to us for a full refund, not including shipping and handling, void where prohibitted.
Sincerely,
Al Waise Cheatum.<<
Meanwhile, Monz bravely carries on after yesterday's outing made him so ill, he didn't eat anything until today's lunch! Undaunted, Monz heads to Vic's on the River for some local cuisine: pulled pork sandwich with stone ground grits and sweet potato creme brule (sp? hey, we're not French!). Mrs. Monz goes for a fried green tomatoes appetizer and the veggie plate (asparagus, butermilk mashed potatoes, collar greends and macaroni 'n cheese).
The following letter was received at the MYL office:
>>Dear Editors of "Monzyummylunch.blogspot.com":
The undersigned represent Don Lapre and, through him, all the innocent sucke...sales representatives for "The World's Greatest Vitamin" (tm). We have reviewed yesterday's scurilous charges against our client and insist that you immediately 1) remove the defamatory material from your blog, 2) appologize to Mr. Lapre for your unfair attacks and 3) try "The World's Greatest Vitamin" absolutely risk-free for the next 30 days. If you don't like it, return it to us for a full refund, not including shipping and handling, void where prohibitted.
Sincerely,
Al Waise Cheatum.<<
Meanwhile, Monz bravely carries on after yesterday's outing made him so ill, he didn't eat anything until today's lunch! Undaunted, Monz heads to Vic's on the River for some local cuisine: pulled pork sandwich with stone ground grits and sweet potato creme brule (sp? hey, we're not French!). Mrs. Monz goes for a fried green tomatoes appetizer and the veggie plate (asparagus, butermilk mashed potatoes, collar greends and macaroni 'n cheese).
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How bout this -- ask him if he has an orally administered variety of his vitamins, then ask the broad to take them, if you catch my drift.
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