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Clark McDerment!

It's time for our monthly or so report from MYL's no-nonsense p-prize nominated prize reporter Clark McDerment. Over to you, Clark!

Today while battling a severe illness, Monz dug up some background information for a collegue, then suffered through a poor substitute for lunch: stale leftover bagel someone left in the office. Unsubstantiated reports say that Monz was overheard commenting about the losing tribe on Survivor: "it's not that you have no food, you're just that bad.