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Monday, November 18, 2013

Here He Comes to Save the Day! 


We in the editors room at MYL headquarters hear it all the time: "there better be a darn good reason you haven't been posting or transcending time! There is, unfortunately we're not always at liberty to say. However, because you are such great readers and, by recognizing the crayobeauty of Monz' lunch and Monz' way, clearly are of superior character, we felt we needed to share something with you.
So, as you can see, world leaders such as President Obama often seek the MYL guidance, particularly in times of strife and turbulance. Now, in a drone-snowd world gone man, we can't tell you exactly what great things the Monz is accomplishing. Maybe he's rescuing health care reform. Maybe he's solving a deathly world crisis before it starts. Maybe he's saving somebody from a boring carb-heavy diet straight out of some urban garden. But we can tell you this: it is good, and it is yummy. Just like Monz' lunch today of two spicy Italian chicken sausages, and an egg!
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Wednesday, October 02, 2013

Do People Look At Your Lunch This Way?! 


Not if you're the Monz heading off to Fong's for some classic beef and brocoli!
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Monday, September 30, 2013

Eye to Eye! 

Monz comes home after an eye exam for two sheboygan brats and an egg. To those who question this lunch we say shame, shame, shame Middle Class, Monz needs more than just a "nice" lunch!
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Tuesday, September 24, 2013

Hunger Gets Spanked! 


Monz dines on two well prepared beer brats from Dominicks. And not just an egg but a deviled egg and some smoky string cheese ["Where's there's a deviled egg, there's smoke!" - Religion Editor]. The verdict? "Yum!"
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Monday, September 23, 2013

No Nombre! 

Dos brats de cerveza. Monz no recuerdo el nombre. Y un huevo!
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Thursday, September 19, 2013

Well, Sire?! 

Monz post-burbcourt lunch of "two wellshire turkey andouille sausages" and an egg. We presume these folks are the manufacturer but we're not certain.
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Wednesday, September 18, 2013

Back to the Future! 


Just like the beloved eatry got its sign back, Monz got his beef and brocoli mojo back!
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Tuesday, September 17, 2013

Far Away, So Close! 


Monz dines at Petterinos, blocks away from MYL headquarters.
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Friday, September 13, 2013

With the Carbs? No, No, Nooooo, No! 


While the editors get their early 80's geek on, Monz dines on two Open Nature brats (fully cooked) and a single egg.
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Thursday, September 12, 2013

It's a Good Thing! 

Monz' lunch consisted of two brat Hans weisswurst sausages with parsley ("parssssssssley."), and an egg. He was very enthusiastic about this lunch, which made us wonder, what if he could have this lunch in a different way? Voila! and an egg!
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Wednesday, September 11, 2013

If He Took You Home It'd Be a Home Run! 


You heard Monz likes the Wild Ones! After doing manly battle in the southern lands, Monz heads home for a lunch of two brat hans uncured wieners with organic yellow mustard. with an esquisite vegatable egg delight made by Mrs. Monz.
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Tuesday, September 10, 2013

Smoky Links Get In Your Eyes! 

Monz heads over to Big Ed’s for a spiiiiiiicy sausage link platter [Platter(s) - see what we did there? - Music Editor] and a plain-ass salad with balsamic. Certified Yum!
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Monday, September 09, 2013

Aaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwww Carb Out! 


Monz carbs out over the weekend. Thus, "two spicy chicken cilantro sausages and an egg for lunch. And probably dinner."
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Wednesday, September 04, 2013

Hospital Yummy Lunch! 

Monz makes a non-emergency trip to the hospital (non-emergency being a relative term - this is the Monz we're talking about) for some non-toxic evaluation. Anyone asking if this kept Monz from a yummy lunch doesn't know Monz! Salad from Au Bon Pon. Or let the Man show you himself!
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