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Friday, August 30, 2013

Lunch of the Unkown Triumph! 

Two Open Nature brats, with horseradish mustard, and an egg, followed closely by one small piece of teriyaki turkey jerky and a great yelp of joyfull success.

Thursday, August 29, 2013

Back to Work! 

Monz returns to the office, as well as the lunch of two Open Nature(TM) pork brats, and an egg.

Wednesday, August 28, 2013

Say It Ain't So! 

Monz and the junior member of the firm head to a place the editors are quite fond of: the Milwaukee Public Museum. Lunch was two hot dogs, which only meritted an "eh" - we hope the place itself did better!

Tuesday, August 27, 2013

Worlds Are Colliding!  

One of the few points of contention between the editors and The Man Himself has been over the value of local area public libraries. Recently we have been gratified that this gap of conceptualness has been dropping. Another such gap has to do with the opinion of yumminess of a certain area barbeque establishment (which claims to be bona fide not of this kind of area. Well, worlds are colliding because at a certain area library a certain owner of said establishment will be teaching how to cook their wares at homes. Homes like Monz'! Contact the editors for more info (at Monz' discretion, of course!) Meanwhile the Munificent One springs for another firm lunch: the long neglected jerry's taco's for huevos mexicanos, "NO RICE NO BEANS! Yum!"

Friday, August 23, 2013

Monzform Yourself! 

Monz wants you to know that YOU. CAN. DO. IT!!! And it wouldn't hurt to have lunch at home with two Hans uncured brats and two uncured German style wieners (with a caffeine free Diet Pepsi)!

Thursday, August 22, 2013

Mystery Report! 

Today's lunch report came with a mysterious header indicating it had been blind copied. But to who? For what purpose? Is there an evil hacker afoot? Maybe we'll find clues in the lunch report: a single Open Nature smoked andouille, one beer brat, one small piece of Baybel(TM) cheese in a wax thing, and one spoonful of Jiff "Natural" creamy peanut butter. At least it was yummy!

Tuesday, August 20, 2013

How Munificient? THIS Munficient! 

The editors are often asked "given how magnificently munificent Monz is, he must have lots of celebrity friends. How come they never guest post?" Well, we're not at liberty to answer this question, but we would encourage our dear readers to think expansively. For example, might Monz have donated the good will of his celebrity friends to an up and coming music star? It'd sure be like him! Or he might munificently spring for a Chinese Food Tuesday firm lunch at good old Fongs (where Monz had some good old beef and broccoli).

Monday, August 19, 2013

Things We Just Don't Understand! 

There are things that the MYL editorial staff jsut can't figure out, even with the munificent spirit of the Monz guiding them. Take a radio commercial for AT&T running on WBBM-AM Newsradio 780 (and 105.9 FM). In it, two businessmen are talking. One enthusiastically says "let's meet over a porterhouse!" The other blandly says "no need, my connection is great - let's talk online." And this is soul-crushing, service-industry dampening, turn-the-world-into-nothing-but-grey-robots is supposed to make you want AT&T's services? This sickness has apparently affected, nay, infected, the Monz, who is home sick today. He had two sausages for lunch. What kind of sausages? We don't know - they were unlabelled! Even the egg stayed away.

Friday, August 16, 2013

All the Lunch Fit to Print! 

Two Open Nature beer brats and an egg!

Thursday, August 15, 2013

Smoke 'Em If You Got 'Em! 

Monz got 'em! Two Open Nature smoked andouille sausages. And an egg.

Wednesday, August 14, 2013

Which came first?! 

The two Open Nature Italian sausages, or the egg? (We suspect the sausages...)

Tuesday, August 13, 2013

None the Weisser-wurst! 

Two hans weisswurst with parsley ("parsley!! yummmm" - Monz) and a hard boil egg.

Friday, August 09, 2013

Monz Plays a Game of Chicken! 

And Monz wins, asDominicks delivers the goods (well, for pick-up): decaf Starbucks and a chunk of rotisserie chicken.

Wednesday, August 07, 2013

Nature Boy! 

Two Open Nature smoked andouille sausages and a hard boiled egg.

Tuesday, August 06, 2013

Yummy Yummy in His Tummy! 

In what we believe is a first for Monzyummylunch, a double lunch! First lunch: a meager bag of overpriced Jack o link's beef jerkey and caffeine-free Diet Coke purchased at Union Station in Chicago after some legal fierocity. Then after afternoon court in Waukegan, two traditional brats with mustard at Chez Monz!

Friday, August 02, 2013

Jay-Z Yummy Lunch! 

Have you ever noticed that when Jay-Z shouts out "It's Your Boy!" at the end of 99 Problems, it sounds like "Sheboy!"? Well, that sounds like what Monz had for lunch today: two Sheboys! (Sheboygan brats, of course) and an egg. Hova!

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